05/05/2010

It’s Time to Slut



I slept at The Sister last night. This morning I woke up to very cold weather. Very, very cold weather. I was busy pottering around the house making a cup of black Rooibos Tea with no milk and one sugar and I was wearing black, slightly faded skinny jeans, a white long sleeved t-shirt, a charcoal jersey with a hood and rather fetching leopard print slippers, when all of a sudden The Sister yells out:
“OH MY! THERE IS A MAN IN MY GARDEN!”