1. Don't be a dick.
2. Thank people when they let you in front of them in traffic.
3. Don't be an asshole.
4. Stop throwing shit out your car window.
5. Don't be a bitch.
6. Refill the water jug in your fridge.
7. Don't be a cow.
Unless you're this cute, smily cow |
8. Stop telling people what to eat and what not to eat.
9. Don't be an idiot.
10. Remember that you're alive. Live.