06/01/2014

New Year Resolutions that EVERYONE should be doing

1. Don't be a dick.

2. Thank people when they let you in front of them in traffic.

3. Don't be an asshole.

4. Stop throwing shit out your car window.

5. Don't be a bitch.

6. Refill the water jug in your fridge.

7. Don't be a cow.

Unless you're this cute, smily cow

8. Stop telling people what to eat and what not to eat.

9. Don't be an idiot.

10. Remember that you're alive. Live. 


3 comments:

  1. I have a feeling that "idiot", "dick", "asshole" and "bitch" mean different things to different people so some definition may be required. Then again...the definition of living means different things to different people too... ;) xx

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    1. Everyone can take their own meaning out of it. If it relates to them, in whatever way, they can make it better! :)

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