06/03/2014

Review of The Oscars 2014

Here we go! My insightful, thorough and considered views of the 86th Annual Academy Awards.


1. Lots of movies won Oscars!

2. Lots of actors and actresses won Oscars!

3. Leonardo Dicaprio was not one of them.

4. Leo is sad.

5. A movie about slaves made all the white people hate being white.



6. Bradley Cooper's arms are either not very long, or he doesn't like Jared Leto.

7. Bradley Cooper wishes he'd been the one to tweet it.

8. Liza Mannelli is short:



9. More movies won Oscars (still none with Leo though).

10. Errone loves Lupita Nyong'o.

11. Errone wore pretty dresses.

12. Well, almost:



13. Matthew McConaughey is a Sex God (especially when holding an Oscar):



14. But we knew that already:



15. Oh, do we know it:


16. I digress.

17. Jennifer Lawrence has an inner ear infection. (I watch a lot of House, I know these things).

18. If someone cared about Pharrell they would steal his hat.

19. BEST NIGHT EVER:



20. We're together now:



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