There are certain things in life that guys just don't understand. Things they will never experience the utter joy of. Sorry guys, this ain't for you. Girls, let me know if you can think of any others.
1. An obvious one, whipping your bra off after a long day. In the morning a bra makes you feel like you have the perk of an 18 year old, by the afternoon it's a chastity belt from hell.
BE FREE BOOBIES! BE FREE!
2. Finding that lone tampon in one of the side pockets of your handbag when you need it.
OH! THANK THE HOLY HOLY LORD!
3. The way that some make up can make you feel like a different person. One that is ok for people to look at.
4. That said, that time in your life when you stop caring about what people think and go make up-free without a care in the world - that time is even better.
NO MAKE UP! NO CARE!
5. Finding a pair of really high heels that you can actually walk in (comfortably). Unlike these poor lasses. Watch it. No, really. Watchi it now.
6. This:
7. Multi-or.... oh, uhh hey mom! Are you reading this?
hahaha HILAR. Also - Being able to blame "I just ate 50kgs on chocolate" on "PMS" and "I'm going to the bathroom..." being code for "yeah dude. we are DEFINITELY going to have a gossip session about you and your irritating mate"
Along with taking your bra off.....taking those heels that were comfortable for the first half of the night, but painful for the walk home.....when you get to take them off....aaaaahhhhhhh
eta....grrrr can't recognise any of the letter verifications they're giving me to post this..........#fourthtimesacharm
hahahahahahaah!! it really is a girl thing hey.
ReplyDeletegreat post and true. agree with all of them
hahaha HILAR.
ReplyDeleteAlso - Being able to blame "I just ate 50kgs on chocolate" on "PMS"
and "I'm going to the bathroom..." being code for "yeah dude. we are DEFINITELY going to have a gossip session about you and your irritating mate"
Along with taking your bra off.....taking those heels that were comfortable for the first half of the night, but painful for the walk home.....when you get to take them off....aaaaahhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteeta....grrrr can't recognise any of the letter verifications they're giving me to post this..........#fourthtimesacharm